Thursday, December 3, 2009

Update from Heaven

To all drivers, due to the fact that Elijah was so inconsiderate in leaving his Flaming Chariot parked in God's parking space, resulting in the Unicorn's tail to catch on fire, God has decided to restrict parking of any flaming vehicle to the outside parking facilities on cloud Nine until further notice, regardless of if God is here or if he is not on the compound. Whenever God has left the compound parking of a smouldering vehicle only will be allowed inside the compound. God has also restricted the use of winged angels in the Auditorium.

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